http://bash.org/?291262

lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
haha mendo
take a screen shot
wait
that made no sense

http://bash.org/?151227

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

http://bash.org/?369

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

The Ultimate FUN songlist v0.1

Condition: For a song to be an ultimate fun song, it should be able to erase any bad feelings of your mind at any bad time!!! Sound like fiction?? Check these out!
(Songs in random order, numbering not based on rating)

1. Blur - Song 2
2. Baha men - Hola!
3. Baha men - Best days of our lives
4. Green day - Minority
5. Unknown artist - Asha (Thabla mix)
6. Smash Mouth - All star
7. Unknown artist - Hampster Song
8. Micheal Buble - Save the last dance
9. Ricky Martin - Cup of Life
10. Black Eyed Peas - Lets get it started

To be continued.............. & to be hacked

Norvegian maths

A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is?? easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain?? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Norwegian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and sas, "How on earth do you get that
to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now.? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right, last question.? Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."

The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One hundred!"

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"

(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you
got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
dat make one hundred... So, when I start?"

" DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,..........

.........

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

'You've Got Male'!

http://bash.org/?414593

"DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

LOL

A period of no posts.....

I have nothing to post about........

Wait a sec.. let me rephrase that.... I have nothing I can post about, which doesn't strip me off my extremely private confidential matters to make them public content!!

Bottomline: I'm sick of myself!

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