Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Confused
I dunno what to do anymore...........
My head is confused of my heart says,
that I would lose again....
(Yes I know that the heart can't think,
for it only pumps blood.
It is that part of my brain
which pumps happiness, that I refer here)
Not just losing of the game,
which all has battled & got over with.
But losing that light in my life
which somehow..
gave me a reason...
put a smile on my face
& which made me feel it somehow
provided all life's worth...
I wished I could let go.....
But now, I'm not so sure
My head is confused of my heart says,
that I would lose again....
(Yes I know that the heart can't think,
for it only pumps blood.
It is that part of my brain
which pumps happiness, that I refer here)
Not just losing of the game,
which all has battled & got over with.
But losing that light in my life
which somehow..
gave me a reason...
put a smile on my face
& which made me feel it somehow
provided all life's worth...
I wished I could let go.....
But now, I'm not so sure
Questions that really need answers...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your doctor leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look there anyway?
8 Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
18. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
Source :Email
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your doctor leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look there anyway?
8 Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
18. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
Source :Email
Monday, April 17, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
A code which runs without compilation (Don't get programming?? Just read it!)
class single_female_software_professional {
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
}
class Married_female_Software_Professional {
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
}
class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
}
class Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;]
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
}
class SriLankan_husband_wife_software_professional {
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love
}
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
}
class Married_female_Software_Professional {
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
}
class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
}
class Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;]
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
}
class SriLankan_husband_wife_software_professional {
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love
}
For all the ppl who colour their hair - A Blonde Joke!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper exclaimed, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
"My God!" the trooper exclaimed, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Thursday, April 06, 2006
01:02:03 04/05/06
On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
This will never happen again. ....... for another HUNDRED YEARS!!!
This will never happen again. ....... for another HUNDRED YEARS!!!
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
I challenge you NOT to think dirty.None of the answers are obscene in any way.
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the sameas intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six incheslong, has a head on it, and that women love so much thatthey often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in" u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", andif you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on thebottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some menthan on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man givesit to his wife after they're married?
Answers below...
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the sameas intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six incheslong, has a head on it, and that women love so much thatthey often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in" u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", andif you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on thebottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some menthan on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man givesit to his wife after they're married?
Answers below...
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Welcome to the cyber-underworld - Top 10 hacking incidents of all time
Early 1990s
Kevin Mitnick, often incorrectly called by many as god of hackers,broke into the computer systems of the world's top technology andtelecommunications companies Nokia, Fujitsu, Motorola, and SunMicrosystems. He was arrested by the FBI in 1995, but later releasedon parole in 2000. He never termed his activity hacking, instead hecalled it social engineering.
November 2002
Englishman Gary McKinnon was arrested in November 2002 following an accusation that he hacked into more than 90 US military computersystems in the UK. He is currently undergoing trial in a Britishcourt for a "fast-track extradition" to the US where he is a wanted man. The next hearing in the case is slated for today.
1995
Russian computer geek Vladimir Levin effected what can easily becalled The Italian Job online - he was the first person to hack into abank to extract money. Early 1995, he hacked into Citibank and robbed$10 million. Interpol arrested him in the UK in 1995, after he hadtransferred money to his accounts in the US, Finland, Holland,Germany and Israel.
1990
When a Los Angeles area radio station announced a contest that awarded a Porsche 944S2 for the 102nd caller, Kevin Poulsen took control of the entire city's telephone network, ensured he is the 102nd caller, and took away the Porsche beauty. He was arrested later that year and sentenced to three years in prison. He is currently a senior editor at Wired News.
1983
Kevin Poulsen again. A little-known incident when Poulsen, then justa student, hacked into Arpanet, the precursor to the Internet was hackedinto. Arpanet was a global network of computers, and Poulsen tookadvantage of a loophole in its architecture to gain temporary controlof the US-wide network.
1996
US hacker Timothy Lloyd planted six lines of malicious software codein the computer network of Omega Engineering which was a primesupplier of components for NASA and the US Navy. The code allowed a"logic bomb" to explode that deleted software running Omega'smanufacturing operations. Omega lost $10 million due to the attack.
1988
Twenty-three-year-old Cornell University graduate Robert Morrisunleashed the first Internet worm on to the world. Morris released 99lines of code to the internet as an experiment, but realised that hisprogram infected machines as it went along. Computers crashed acrossthe US and elsewhere. He was arrested and sentenced in 1990.
1999
The Melissa virus was the first of its kind to wreak damage on aglobal scale. Written by David Smith (then 30), Melissa spread to morethan 300 companies across the world completely destroying theircomputer networks. Damages reported amounted to nearly $400 million.Smith was arrested and sentenced to five years in prison.
2000
MafiaBoy, whose real identity has been kept under wraps because he isa minor, hacked into some of the largest sites in the world, includingeBay, Amazon and Yahoo between February 6 and Valentine's Day in 2000. He gained access to 75 computers in 52 networks, and ordered a Denial of Service attack on them. He was arrested in 2000.
1993
They called themselves Masters of Deception, targeting US phonesystems. The group hacked into the National Security Agency, AT&T, and Bank of America. It created a system that let them bypasslong-distance phone call systems, and gain access to private lines.
- Source Email
Kevin Mitnick, often incorrectly called by many as god of hackers,broke into the computer systems of the world's top technology andtelecommunications companies Nokia, Fujitsu, Motorola, and SunMicrosystems. He was arrested by the FBI in 1995, but later releasedon parole in 2000. He never termed his activity hacking, instead hecalled it social engineering.
November 2002
Englishman Gary McKinnon was arrested in November 2002 following an accusation that he hacked into more than 90 US military computersystems in the UK. He is currently undergoing trial in a Britishcourt for a "fast-track extradition" to the US where he is a wanted man. The next hearing in the case is slated for today.
1995
Russian computer geek Vladimir Levin effected what can easily becalled The Italian Job online - he was the first person to hack into abank to extract money. Early 1995, he hacked into Citibank and robbed$10 million. Interpol arrested him in the UK in 1995, after he hadtransferred money to his accounts in the US, Finland, Holland,Germany and Israel.
1990
When a Los Angeles area radio station announced a contest that awarded a Porsche 944S2 for the 102nd caller, Kevin Poulsen took control of the entire city's telephone network, ensured he is the 102nd caller, and took away the Porsche beauty. He was arrested later that year and sentenced to three years in prison. He is currently a senior editor at Wired News.
1983
Kevin Poulsen again. A little-known incident when Poulsen, then justa student, hacked into Arpanet, the precursor to the Internet was hackedinto. Arpanet was a global network of computers, and Poulsen tookadvantage of a loophole in its architecture to gain temporary controlof the US-wide network.
1996
US hacker Timothy Lloyd planted six lines of malicious software codein the computer network of Omega Engineering which was a primesupplier of components for NASA and the US Navy. The code allowed a"logic bomb" to explode that deleted software running Omega'smanufacturing operations. Omega lost $10 million due to the attack.
1988
Twenty-three-year-old Cornell University graduate Robert Morrisunleashed the first Internet worm on to the world. Morris released 99lines of code to the internet as an experiment, but realised that hisprogram infected machines as it went along. Computers crashed acrossthe US and elsewhere. He was arrested and sentenced in 1990.
1999
The Melissa virus was the first of its kind to wreak damage on aglobal scale. Written by David Smith (then 30), Melissa spread to morethan 300 companies across the world completely destroying theircomputer networks. Damages reported amounted to nearly $400 million.Smith was arrested and sentenced to five years in prison.
2000
MafiaBoy, whose real identity has been kept under wraps because he isa minor, hacked into some of the largest sites in the world, includingeBay, Amazon and Yahoo between February 6 and Valentine's Day in 2000. He gained access to 75 computers in 52 networks, and ordered a Denial of Service attack on them. He was arrested in 2000.
1993
They called themselves Masters of Deception, targeting US phonesystems. The group hacked into the National Security Agency, AT&T, and Bank of America. It created a system that let them bypasslong-distance phone call systems, and gain access to private lines.
- Source Email
Quotes..... & check if u know who's talking!!!!
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
-Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns
-Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns
Monday, April 03, 2006
why we're dying to live, if we're living to die???
- Runnin' by 2Pac & Notorious BIG
why do we really??? sometimes I feel like i'm trapped in a void & dunno why everyone is running... cos it seems that it makes no sense at all at times, does it?
why do we really??? sometimes I feel like i'm trapped in a void & dunno why everyone is running... cos it seems that it makes no sense at all at times, does it?
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