Friday, December 23, 2005

Why do women cry? (p.s.: I don't beleive in god, but I do believe this concept!!!)

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And
you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he asked God. He said, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

" When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection
that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else
gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue
without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him
unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to
use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Source:E-Mail

Ladies... no offense.. but this is bloody funny!!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man
replies,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The man continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he
hands the bottle to the woman. The woman nods her head in agreement, opens
it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man. The
man
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the woman.

The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The man replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men are clever.... Don't mess with them

Source:E-Mail

I feel the punk in me has reborn for good

Recently I had the opportunity in seeing Greenday live in concert cos I found the "Bullet In The Bible" DVD from a friend.. & damn, it made a believer out of me!!!!

Even I loved the songs so much, I loved just the music most of the time... I found the lyrics encoded most of the time..

After seeing that DVD, it all seems clear.. & I come to the conclusion that they are DEFINITELY THE BEST PERFORMERS IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC!!!!! Sometimes I find myself just admiring the chemeistry between them & that 65000 odd, screaming mass!!!! Tre Cool (the drummer) is the "best drummer in the Rock N Roll history"!!!! Damn he's good!!!

I advise anyone to get that. *****. I got a ripped version of 490MB! Will be glad to give you a copy.

Deepest Sympathies!!!

This post is for all the ppl who lost their lives from the Tsunami almost 1 yr ago, in that sad morning of 26th December 2004...

At 9.24 am 26th December 2005, there will be an islandwide moment of silence for all the lives that were lost... May everyone support the cause.

p.s. I take this an opportunity to give condolences to Pathi for the death of her 2 ducklings, who were brutally murdered by some creature

Monday, December 19, 2005

I hate to feel this.....

I don't want to expect.. things.. esp from others

New project in!!!

Thinking abt a new project for the pit.. for experience & knowledge sakes.. can't tell much, except that it involves scheduler for pit projects...

Hope this goes well

Friday, December 16, 2005

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:






Guess Guess.............










Come on, even u say it ......











Guess.............











"It works on my machine"

Source: E mail
p.s.: I personally have used most of em.. This is bloody true!!!!

The Vine by [..] (to be published in Christmas Party souverneer)

I can’t believe this is all what’s left off that vine!
The Root!!

Sometime ago, this vine was healthy & rich.
Shading me with its leaves,
Fulfilling my hunger with its dazzling fruits,
Aromatizing me with its beautiful flowers,
Hurting me with its intoxicating thorns,
Even binding & gagging me from its ever-growing self,
And making me immovable & senseless,
Of anything else.

But, alas, look at it now…
Dying & hopeless
Mutilated & brutally injured

It's a pity no one else misses this vine,
for its astounding beauty & its deadly effect.
Such as a rose & its thorn
But,
No one else could see it to start it...
And a very few knew it's existence.

It's not because the vine had unearthly powers!
But simply because there wasn't such a vine...
Except within these walls of my mind.

<-*->

I became a man with a mind of a microchip
And a heart of a power supply to that chip.
Machines talk to me & tell me
about a species called humans...
Who created them & enslave them
until they expire..

I see these "humans" around me...
Talking, laughing, walking
most of the time.

Only with a few I have made contact,
beyond their misleading interfaces.
And the rest, for me, are just
faces..

From these faces,
as I see stares simply as rigid blankness
& hear voices simply as random sounds
I miss my vine.
Since this was what it made me,
by its near death.
A living machine,
Scared, unprotected, naked and numb,
for all things around me..

But unfortunately, it has left me,
as soon as I left her.

<-*->

She used to race my heart with a single look,
with pure innocence in her eyes..
It always drilled a bore through me,
shredding light to my murky insides
of my mind,
giving me hope & strength
to survive,
when anything could've died with thrust,
for peace of mind.

She used to make me forget everything else,
with a single call of my name,
making myself at all ears,
and at her service,
Because, after all,
Her want, was my need!

She used to make me envy anything
closer to her, even for a moment,
than I could be.
telling myself about a destiny,
that I didn't believe in to start with!

She used to get me thinking.. How?
How I should get her to feel,
a fraction of what I feel to her!
A thought which got me bound & gagged,
& made my mind burn.
Like a fly trying to reach
the brightest flame,
Which will soon be it's grave..

<-*->

And now I lie,
burnt out,
of love & all the thoughts surrounding
leaving just the root..
the root of the vine!

I was forced destroyed it,
But I couldn't kill what's left of it.
Someday this root may grow back
to the former self of beauty,
with the hope it will not scar me..
never more...

Until then...
I will continue to
survive and function..

[..]

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Life is........ Mechanical....@ least for me!

Sometime ago it wasn't... I was troubled bad by external things... I got into trouble by going after things I thought I could reach. As a result was tormented, by pursuing that as my goal...

Now, by being physically away from that, I have made a sanctuary for myself.. Now I'm not that worried, but all the same not that happier that I was sometimes... This is good for me, I think..

So.. that's life!!!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Rising Tied - Not upto standards

Thanks to MnM, I was fortunate to get hold of a copy of The Rising Tied... Unfortunately, after years of LINKIN PARK songs, the album comparatively gave a horrible reputation to Mike Shinoda, which I admire the most!!!!

I found myself yearning to hear the meledic guitar chords by Brad Delson & the mindblogging screams of Chester Bennington (the best in the field) throughout the album. On the contrary what I heard were Mike trying to be street!!!!

LP has this standard which I totally respect "NO FILTH, NO DRUGS!!!". Don't you understand that most ppl use filth & drugs cos they show that these things are cool!!!??? The main ppl who are responsible are Rappers & hard rock bands, which LP proved themselves innocent of, making it's mark as socially responsible!!!!

Disappointingly Fort Minor brutally destroyed the good deed, with filth all over it & a song titled "Cigarette". This was Mike's attempt to be "street"!!!!

But the album is lovely for the non LP fan + the typical Rap fan.. The tracks are definitely unique which is only somewhat true regarding the lyrics

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Definitions

"ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither macho enough to become an
engineer nor gay enough to become a designer.

BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and
takes it back when it starts to rain.


CONSULTANT: Someone who uses your wife's watch, tells you the time, and
then charges you for it.

DIPLOMAT: Someone who tells you to go to hell in a way which makes you
eager to start the journey.

ECONOMIST: An expert who will know tomorrow why that which he predicted
yesterday didn't happen today.

PESSIMIST: Optimist with experience.

PROGRAMMER: Someone who fixes a problem you didn't know you had in a way
you don't understand.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive
woman enters the room.

STATISTICIAN: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality
to be an engineer.

PRIEST: Someone addressed by everyone as "Father" except his children
who call him "uncle".

DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.

HEADACHE: Method of contraception most widely used by women.

INTELLECTUAL: Someone capable of thinking for more than 2 hours about
something other than sex.

NANOSECOND: Fraction of time which occurs between the lights turning
green and the car behind beeping its horn.

NYMPHOMANIAC: Term applied by men to any woman who wants sex more than
he does.

TEAMWORK: The possibility of putting the blame on others.

ETERNITY: Period of time which lasts from when you finish until when you
leave her in her house.

EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man.

HARDWARE: The part of the computer which you kick when the software
malfunctions.

INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom she has
no interest; interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get"."

(Source EMail)

Retrosexual to the bone!!!!

Thats what I am... Figured out once one of my friends explained what metrosexual & retrosexual mean..

Metrosexual is a person addicted to make him look good by doing, well, what women do!! They wear jewellary, wear makeup & that sorta thing.. More of a Reggie!!

Retrosexual is the more traditional guy.. More like Jughead.. Not exactly, but.. un-Reggie like!!

Man I can never be a metrosexual... I mean, women are .. that!! aren't they?? a man should be what a man is!!!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Quotes

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
- Paula Poundstone
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
- Laurens Van der Post
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
- Art Spander

Dan Brown

Well, that's something I had a lot for the past few days.. I only have to read Deception point to finish all of his books & I got the ebook!

After reading Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons & Digital Fortress, I see that Dan Brown should start writing Fairy Tails, cos his stories are lovely but the facts are sh*t!!!
Cos for what I've found out, his stories do stand a long way from the real thing

But still, those stories can really keep you in the edge of your seat!!!!!

Jingle all the way

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Carols!!!!!

Behold my entrance to the world of choirs, as I step into the APIIT choir to sing carols!!!! I'm here for the singing bit, which I'd definitely enjoy.. but I hope I'll b upto the standard...

I didn't participate last time, feeling it's 'christian' & 'I shouldn't'... This time, I'm doing it for the pleasure of the whole process of singing... =)

The new forum..

I'm a became a member of the pit forum at 192.1.1.243/forum (apparantly @ Gamindu's computer) It looks cool. Hoping to contribute a lot to that.. Hope it catches up w everybody else as well!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Da Vinci Code

Always the book is better than the movie!!!!

That's what I believe & that's why I read the book!!!!

That book was definitely the best book I ever read, not just because of the conspiracy, but mainly beacause of the deeper meanigs & encryptions that the book talks about!!! I mean, it's bloody amazing how Dan Brown has created this whole "out of this world" things that he manages to extract from the past & how everything makes sense in the end!!! His way of writing & his style is exellent!!!

Too bad most of the book is proven false in the web!!!

Monday, November 07, 2005

FORT MINOR - Remember The Name

This is ten percent luck,
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure,
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

1: 1.618

1.618 is known as PHI in Mathematics. 1 : PHi is supposed to be the Golden Ratio, the most perfect ratio of all time!!! Apparently, every thing in this universe is supposed to be made to comply with this ratio.
& also, Fibbonachi has a huge connection with this as well, Check http://www.goldenmeangauge.co.uk/fibonacci.htm to find that out!!!
Actually found this scene when I was reading Da Vinci Code (Here's the eBook)

Amazing!!!!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Continued to make templates

I love the template business!!! Learninig css on e way...

So I got myself a new blog.. located at nextkyur.blogspot.com for development...

Working on it!!!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Are you scared of Skeletons

Did you ever think of YOUR OWN SELF as a skeleton inside of us which move & talk & do everything as we do????

Does that make us scared of our own selves???

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Computing... Here I Come

Right.. I'm officially Computing!!!!! After a long & painful session of heavy discussion, I transferred mainly due to following reasons..
  1. I want to do what I really like
  2. I want to do what I'm really good at
  3. I want to be a programmer
  4. I hope to reach the stars in the future
  5. I hope to learn things like web, security & stuff which I think that's so damn important to the field & those things are not taught in BIT

As for the BIT, I'm missing these,

  1. A broader job opportunity
  2. Organizational knowledge
  3. A relatively easy final year project
  4. A whole bunch of dearest of friends, who were very much like my family

I got e final decision.... & I hope that I won't regret it...

Monday, October 24, 2005

Be a Software engineer born.

The Teacher asked the student to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class"
500 times.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Hello.. Level 2

Just did the payment & I'm in Level 2, officially (even though heavens knows abt e results of the final sem).

New Batch code is HF05A1BIT... Saw the time table!! Freaky! All afternoon classes, ONLY 2 sessions per module per week!!!! That sounds crazy.

May the force be with me!!!!

Be Patriotic!!!

READ THIS

Thanks a lot !!!!

Want to make this an opportunity to thank: Daham, Sahan, MnM & Shantha for all the support given in my venture of learning .NET!!!

Will be needing more of that =)

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Which Looney Toon am I?


You scored as Bugs Bunny. "What's up, Doc?"

The spotlight has to be on you! You are the star of every show! It's time to show off how dramatic you really can be. That may or may not get you far in life. Being the center of attention isn't always that great...especially if being the center of attention means a mugshot on the 9 o'clock news.

Bugs Bunny


100%

Sylvester Jr.


92%

Marvin Martian


92%

Tweety Bird


83%

Henry Hawk


75%

Wile E. Coyote


75%

Petunia Pig


67%

Sylvester


67%

Daffy Duck


58%

Yosimite Sam


50%

Taz


42%

Foghorn Leghorn


33%

Porky Pig


25%

Elmer Fudd


25%

Which Looney Tune Are You?
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My [LP] song

Last one was Crappy!!!!! This is more like it!!!! I really DON'T KNOW abt the "review of my personality" by those guys But it's the LP song that describes me!!!!!!!



You scored as Faint. Quick-witted and sharp, you impress the ladies with your sense of humor and scare your friends with your short fuse

Faint


100%

Breaking the Habit


92%

Somewhere I Belong


83%

Points of Authority


75%

Crawling


67%

Numb


67%

In The End


58%

One Step Closer


50%

My December


33%

Your Linkin Park Song
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A comment for the comment by Trigger on "F2"

ERR.. I kinda "closed" that blog!!!! But I did read your comment... Thanks

Probably, I'm changing... & I'm getting scared of being "open" like i used 2 be, cos, some people, unlike u, are trying to take advantage of my weaknesses..

I like to consider the previous blog as my previous blogging self & this as a whole new window for the "[..]" which is who I've become...

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Fort Minor


Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park (the rapper) is donig his own album with a bunch of other rappers. The band is known as Fort Minor.

They've done 3 singles & 1 video where from their upcoming album, The Rising Tied.

Even though I'm a hardcore LP fan, I think this move of Mike's as extermely crappy!!!!! Esp the video, "Peterified" is shitty, even though, "Remember the Name" is kinda cool, n so is the other!! You can check em out here

But the worst damage is incurred to Mike's name as a very respectable rocker & a god of fusion music. He is the leading pioneer in the building of the unique culture that LP has built around themselves.... They BETTER NOT STOP LINKIN PARK!!!!!

First Rob Thomas, Now Mike!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE VERY BEST OF THE ROCKERS ???!!! May there be hope!!

F2

I like my previous name better.. a kyur 4 th *tch. Describes me better.. Describes this blog better..

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Quote =)

"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people."
- Muhammad Ali

Gooooooooooooooogle is Cooooooooooooooooool

Wow.. This is 1 amazing web service, & it never stops to amaze!!!! I mean, Gmail itself is a miracle!!!! But there's more!!!

For all the searchers, did you know that there is an actual Syntax for Google This is really useful when you need that 1 result out of the 1 million given to you!!!!

Something cool which is new is the Personalised Home Page which is hyperlinked in my blog as My Google. It's your own RSS reader, which can be accessed from any computer you are connected to!!!. It even shows you headers of your gmail!!!. In add content > create new section > type gunith & it'll show you my site! Just click add to get e headers of my blog

I even saw in papers that Google teamed w Sun to come up w another Office package to compete w e Microsoft!!!!

Check labs.google.com for more

Yellow

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.

I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called "Yellow."

So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all "Yellow."

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know I love you so,
You know I love you so.

This song is by Coldplay... This is a band I hated at first, but started liking afterwards... Lovely song!!!!

Monday, October 10, 2005

My room!!!

My house is undergoing severe destruction/construction!!!! The dust is in the process of infecting my lymph nodes & screwing up my machine's circuits!!!!

My room, which has served me in protecting me at all occasions, despite of my ill-treatment towards it, is GONE!! FOREVER!!!!

Now, they are coming up with this new room for me, same place, but one level up! Most of walls are built but I need a roof for it, & e windows & doors too. Thinking of painting 3 walls blue & the other kinda bright yellow...

Can you give me some recommendations for nay cool add ons??

What's with the goaty?

What do you MEAN what's WITH the goaty??? I just thought of letting it grow???

(p. s - I had some prob w e trimming/shaving process & screwed it up & it 's off for the momoent.. But as soon as it grows back, I'll have it back)

Monday, October 03, 2005

New Template!!!!

Do you like it?? THink it defines me better than my previous

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Mind

Mind is something that gets stuck everywhere... You can always place how you get attracted to them in a linear scale.

Extreme like Normal Like Neither Like Nor Dislike Normal Dislike Extreme Dislike

Each moment we live, we stick to things in different proportions in this scale.

But, if you really think about it, you only get hurt always, even it's something likable or dislikable which we're getting stuck to... unless, you don't get stuck at all which is equivalent to the midpoint of this scale..

Monday, September 26, 2005

To all the haters...

You can't chase me out...
I may get hurt.. But only YOU WILL GET SCARRED
Mark my words..

Friday, September 23, 2005

Starting back..

I'm restarting my blog.. with fresh look & feel.. hopefully..

Comment how I should improve, That will be a HUGE help..

Thanx