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Monday, November 06, 2006
I'm Back
After seemingly decades this blog is coming back to activity (hopefully)
Next few days will be construction... Bear the inconveniences
By the way, this blog will be gunith.blogspot.com, even though you should be able to come with miekyur.blogspot.com as well.
Next few days will be construction... Bear the inconveniences
By the way, this blog will be gunith.blogspot.com, even though you should be able to come with miekyur.blogspot.com as well.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
[..]'s Ultimate Set of guidelines for creating new Sri Lankan Girls Names
In contrast to western names, sinhalese names traditionally has a meaning behind them..... Generally after 1980s a trend came up to have 3 or 4 letter names (not english letters, Sinhalese letters), which spawned my name, actually....
Now it seems that the trend has gone a liiiiiiittle out of hand, even though the above trend is actually still at large, which is a good thing.
I shall provide you a set of simple guidelines in a making new girl's name
Now it seems that the trend has gone a liiiiiiittle out of hand, even though the above trend is actually still at large, which is a good thing.
I shall provide you a set of simple guidelines in a making new girl's name
- Pick 2 or 3 random Sinhalese letters. If you want a particular letter as the first letter, then you only have to pick 1 or 2
- Line those letters so that your first letter is in first place & add 'shee' or 'shaa' at the end of the phrase
- With few tries, you have successfully invented a new girl's name
Friday, June 23, 2006
Creativity scale < 0
I happen to figure our that the creativity scale is going sub zero.......... Really need to do something about it.........
Problem is....... almost everytime that I get something creative.... I'm in a bus
I heard blogger got mobile blogging. Hmm..... interesting...
Problem is....... almost everytime that I get something creative.... I'm in a bus
I heard blogger got mobile blogging. Hmm..... interesting...
Friday, June 16, 2006
Something I heard on the radio
There was a student in Harvard Uni who died while he was still studying at Harvard. So the parents, in memory of their son, wanted to make a building for Harvard by the name of their lost son.
So they approached the head of the Uni & told about their intentions. The head of Harvard, seeing that the parents are not that wealthy turned them down, saying they have enough & more buildings at Harvard.
So the parents, made the building elsewhere & initiated a new university by their son's name.
The dead student's name was Stanford
So they approached the head of the Uni & told about their intentions. The head of Harvard, seeing that the parents are not that wealthy turned them down, saying they have enough & more buildings at Harvard.
So the parents, made the building elsewhere & initiated a new university by their son's name.
The dead student's name was Stanford
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Darwin Award winners for 2005
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards
are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for 2005:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber
James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered
down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted
a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably,
he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed
to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a
nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
ride. He then delivered the passengers the mental hospital,
telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and
prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill
on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for
all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a
gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head
at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole
event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately,
and the woman was able to give them a detailed description
of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended
the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to
the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the
purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m.,
flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him
down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.
The man, frustrated, walked away.
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor
home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than
he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a
very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled
sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into
the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the
best laugh he'd ever had.
are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for 2005:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber
James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered
down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted
a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably,
he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed
to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a
nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
ride. He then delivered the passengers the mental hospital,
telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and
prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill
on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for
all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a
gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head
at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole
event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately,
and the woman was able to give them a detailed description
of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended
the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to
the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the
purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m.,
flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him
down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.
The man, frustrated, walked away.
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor
home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than
he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a
very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled
sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into
the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the
best laugh he'd ever had.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Nightmare Of You - I Want To Be Buried In Your Backyard
The streets are all violent
with murderous excitement
The hunter and the prey are dancing everyday
That waltzing jibberish
where intake becomes outlandish
I'm in a bad way every passing day
"So where do we go from here" I'll say
you're a shining star, you'd do great in L.A.
and I keep fixing every habit that I break
Oh Megan, is this thing of ours still on?
for I haven't slept a wink since you have been gone
Now I want to be buried in your backyard
and when the flowers grow
just know you're still in my heart
You're still in my heart
More Jokes
An eight-year-old boy walks into the local grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, trying to be friendly, and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, not laundry. I'm going to wash my dog," said the boy.
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," the grocer said. "It's very powerful detergent and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it could even kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. The grocer continued to try to convince the boy, but it was no use. The young boy's mind was made up.
About a week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer approached the boy and asked him how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said sadly.
"I'm so sorry son. I tried to warn you that the detergent could kill your dog," the grocer said.
"Well," the boy replied. "It wasn't the detergent that killed him."
The grocer was a bit relieved. "Oh? What was it then?" he asked.
"Mom said it was probably the spin cycle."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert
near a gas station that was closed for the
night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed
it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack
of response and the older alien said, "I'd
calm down if I were you,"
The younger alien ignored the warning and
repeated his greeting. Again, there was no
response. Annoyed by what he perceived
to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore
us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying,
"You don't want to do that! I don't think you
should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and
opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien
off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling
mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally
regained consciousness, he refocused his
three eyes and straightened his bent antenna
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien
who was standing over him shaking his big
green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the
young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know
he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's
one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap
around himself and then stick it in his ear,
you REALLY don't want to mess with him!!!
"Oh, not laundry. I'm going to wash my dog," said the boy.
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," the grocer said. "It's very powerful detergent and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it could even kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. The grocer continued to try to convince the boy, but it was no use. The young boy's mind was made up.
About a week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer approached the boy and asked him how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said sadly.
"I'm so sorry son. I tried to warn you that the detergent could kill your dog," the grocer said.
"Well," the boy replied. "It wasn't the detergent that killed him."
The grocer was a bit relieved. "Oh? What was it then?" he asked.
"Mom said it was probably the spin cycle."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert
near a gas station that was closed for the
night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed
it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack
of response and the older alien said, "I'd
calm down if I were you,"
The younger alien ignored the warning and
repeated his greeting. Again, there was no
response. Annoyed by what he perceived
to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore
us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying,
"You don't want to do that! I don't think you
should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and
opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien
off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling
mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally
regained consciousness, he refocused his
three eyes and straightened his bent antenna
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien
who was standing over him shaking his big
green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the
young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know
he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's
one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap
around himself and then stick it in his ear,
you REALLY don't want to mess with him!!!
Joke!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge
quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you
are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-
story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well
Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's
that time of the month.'"
quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you
are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-
story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well
Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's
that time of the month.'"
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Monday, May 29, 2006
http://bash.org/?291262
http://bash.org/?151227
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
http://bash.org/?369
The Ultimate FUN songlist v0.1
Condition: For a song to be an ultimate fun song, it should be able to erase any bad feelings of your mind at any bad time!!! Sound like fiction?? Check these out!
(Songs in random order, numbering not based on rating)
(Songs in random order, numbering not based on rating)
- Blur - Song 2
- Baha men - Hola!
- Baha men - Best days of our lives
- Green day - Minority
- Unknown artist - Asha (Thabla mix)
- Smash Mouth - All star
- Unknown artist - Hampster Song
- Micheal Buble - Save the last dance
- Ricky Martin - Cup of Life
- Black Eyed Peas - Lets get it started
To be continued.............. & to be hacked
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Norvegian maths
A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is?? easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain?? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Norwegian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and sas, "How on earth do you get that
to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now.? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right, last question.? Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."
The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One hundred!"
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you
got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
dat make one hundred... So, when I start?"
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is?? easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain?? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Norwegian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and sas, "How on earth do you get that
to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now.? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right, last question.? Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."
The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One hundred!"
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you
got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
dat make one hundred... So, when I start?"
" DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,..........
.........
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
http://bash.org/?414593
"DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
LOL
LOL
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
A period of no posts.....
I have nothing to post about........
Wait a sec.. let me rephrase that.... I have nothing I can post about, which doesn't strip me off my extremely private confidential matters to make them public content!!
Bottomline: I'm sick of myself!
----END OF POST----
Wait a sec.. let me rephrase that.... I have nothing I can post about, which doesn't strip me off my extremely private confidential matters to make them public content!!
Bottomline: I'm sick of myself!
----END OF POST----
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Confused
I dunno what to do anymore...........
My head is confused of my heart says,
that I would lose again....
(Yes I know that the heart can't think,
for it only pumps blood.
It is that part of my brain
which pumps happiness, that I refer here)
Not just losing of the game,
which all has battled & got over with.
But losing that light in my life
which somehow..
gave me a reason...
put a smile on my face
& which made me feel it somehow
provided all life's worth...
I wished I could let go.....
But now, I'm not so sure
My head is confused of my heart says,
that I would lose again....
(Yes I know that the heart can't think,
for it only pumps blood.
It is that part of my brain
which pumps happiness, that I refer here)
Not just losing of the game,
which all has battled & got over with.
But losing that light in my life
which somehow..
gave me a reason...
put a smile on my face
& which made me feel it somehow
provided all life's worth...
I wished I could let go.....
But now, I'm not so sure
Questions that really need answers...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your doctor leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look there anyway?
8 Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
18. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
Source :Email
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your doctor leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look there anyway?
8 Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
18. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
Source :Email
Monday, April 17, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
A code which runs without compilation (Don't get programming?? Just read it!)
class single_female_software_professional {
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
}
class Married_female_Software_Professional {
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
}
class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
}
class Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;]
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
}
class SriLankan_husband_wife_software_professional {
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love
}
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
}
class Married_female_Software_Professional {
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
}
class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
}
class Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;]
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
}
class SriLankan_husband_wife_software_professional {
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love
}
For all the ppl who colour their hair - A Blonde Joke!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper exclaimed, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
"My God!" the trooper exclaimed, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Thursday, April 06, 2006
01:02:03 04/05/06
On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
This will never happen again. ....... for another HUNDRED YEARS!!!
This will never happen again. ....... for another HUNDRED YEARS!!!
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
I challenge you NOT to think dirty.None of the answers are obscene in any way.
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the sameas intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six incheslong, has a head on it, and that women love so much thatthey often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in" u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", andif you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on thebottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some menthan on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man givesit to his wife after they're married?
Answers below...
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the sameas intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six incheslong, has a head on it, and that women love so much thatthey often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in" u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", andif you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on thebottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some menthan on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man givesit to his wife after they're married?
Answers below...
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Welcome to the cyber-underworld - Top 10 hacking incidents of all time
Early 1990s
Kevin Mitnick, often incorrectly called by many as god of hackers,broke into the computer systems of the world's top technology andtelecommunications companies Nokia, Fujitsu, Motorola, and SunMicrosystems. He was arrested by the FBI in 1995, but later releasedon parole in 2000. He never termed his activity hacking, instead hecalled it social engineering.
November 2002
Englishman Gary McKinnon was arrested in November 2002 following an accusation that he hacked into more than 90 US military computersystems in the UK. He is currently undergoing trial in a Britishcourt for a "fast-track extradition" to the US where he is a wanted man. The next hearing in the case is slated for today.
1995
Russian computer geek Vladimir Levin effected what can easily becalled The Italian Job online - he was the first person to hack into abank to extract money. Early 1995, he hacked into Citibank and robbed$10 million. Interpol arrested him in the UK in 1995, after he hadtransferred money to his accounts in the US, Finland, Holland,Germany and Israel.
1990
When a Los Angeles area radio station announced a contest that awarded a Porsche 944S2 for the 102nd caller, Kevin Poulsen took control of the entire city's telephone network, ensured he is the 102nd caller, and took away the Porsche beauty. He was arrested later that year and sentenced to three years in prison. He is currently a senior editor at Wired News.
1983
Kevin Poulsen again. A little-known incident when Poulsen, then justa student, hacked into Arpanet, the precursor to the Internet was hackedinto. Arpanet was a global network of computers, and Poulsen tookadvantage of a loophole in its architecture to gain temporary controlof the US-wide network.
1996
US hacker Timothy Lloyd planted six lines of malicious software codein the computer network of Omega Engineering which was a primesupplier of components for NASA and the US Navy. The code allowed a"logic bomb" to explode that deleted software running Omega'smanufacturing operations. Omega lost $10 million due to the attack.
1988
Twenty-three-year-old Cornell University graduate Robert Morrisunleashed the first Internet worm on to the world. Morris released 99lines of code to the internet as an experiment, but realised that hisprogram infected machines as it went along. Computers crashed acrossthe US and elsewhere. He was arrested and sentenced in 1990.
1999
The Melissa virus was the first of its kind to wreak damage on aglobal scale. Written by David Smith (then 30), Melissa spread to morethan 300 companies across the world completely destroying theircomputer networks. Damages reported amounted to nearly $400 million.Smith was arrested and sentenced to five years in prison.
2000
MafiaBoy, whose real identity has been kept under wraps because he isa minor, hacked into some of the largest sites in the world, includingeBay, Amazon and Yahoo between February 6 and Valentine's Day in 2000. He gained access to 75 computers in 52 networks, and ordered a Denial of Service attack on them. He was arrested in 2000.
1993
They called themselves Masters of Deception, targeting US phonesystems. The group hacked into the National Security Agency, AT&T, and Bank of America. It created a system that let them bypasslong-distance phone call systems, and gain access to private lines.
- Source Email
Kevin Mitnick, often incorrectly called by many as god of hackers,broke into the computer systems of the world's top technology andtelecommunications companies Nokia, Fujitsu, Motorola, and SunMicrosystems. He was arrested by the FBI in 1995, but later releasedon parole in 2000. He never termed his activity hacking, instead hecalled it social engineering.
November 2002
Englishman Gary McKinnon was arrested in November 2002 following an accusation that he hacked into more than 90 US military computersystems in the UK. He is currently undergoing trial in a Britishcourt for a "fast-track extradition" to the US where he is a wanted man. The next hearing in the case is slated for today.
1995
Russian computer geek Vladimir Levin effected what can easily becalled The Italian Job online - he was the first person to hack into abank to extract money. Early 1995, he hacked into Citibank and robbed$10 million. Interpol arrested him in the UK in 1995, after he hadtransferred money to his accounts in the US, Finland, Holland,Germany and Israel.
1990
When a Los Angeles area radio station announced a contest that awarded a Porsche 944S2 for the 102nd caller, Kevin Poulsen took control of the entire city's telephone network, ensured he is the 102nd caller, and took away the Porsche beauty. He was arrested later that year and sentenced to three years in prison. He is currently a senior editor at Wired News.
1983
Kevin Poulsen again. A little-known incident when Poulsen, then justa student, hacked into Arpanet, the precursor to the Internet was hackedinto. Arpanet was a global network of computers, and Poulsen tookadvantage of a loophole in its architecture to gain temporary controlof the US-wide network.
1996
US hacker Timothy Lloyd planted six lines of malicious software codein the computer network of Omega Engineering which was a primesupplier of components for NASA and the US Navy. The code allowed a"logic bomb" to explode that deleted software running Omega'smanufacturing operations. Omega lost $10 million due to the attack.
1988
Twenty-three-year-old Cornell University graduate Robert Morrisunleashed the first Internet worm on to the world. Morris released 99lines of code to the internet as an experiment, but realised that hisprogram infected machines as it went along. Computers crashed acrossthe US and elsewhere. He was arrested and sentenced in 1990.
1999
The Melissa virus was the first of its kind to wreak damage on aglobal scale. Written by David Smith (then 30), Melissa spread to morethan 300 companies across the world completely destroying theircomputer networks. Damages reported amounted to nearly $400 million.Smith was arrested and sentenced to five years in prison.
2000
MafiaBoy, whose real identity has been kept under wraps because he isa minor, hacked into some of the largest sites in the world, includingeBay, Amazon and Yahoo between February 6 and Valentine's Day in 2000. He gained access to 75 computers in 52 networks, and ordered a Denial of Service attack on them. He was arrested in 2000.
1993
They called themselves Masters of Deception, targeting US phonesystems. The group hacked into the National Security Agency, AT&T, and Bank of America. It created a system that let them bypasslong-distance phone call systems, and gain access to private lines.
- Source Email
Quotes..... & check if u know who's talking!!!!
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
-Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns
-Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns
Monday, April 03, 2006
why we're dying to live, if we're living to die???
- Runnin' by 2Pac & Notorious BIG
why do we really??? sometimes I feel like i'm trapped in a void & dunno why everyone is running... cos it seems that it makes no sense at all at times, does it?
why do we really??? sometimes I feel like i'm trapped in a void & dunno why everyone is running... cos it seems that it makes no sense at all at times, does it?
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
What I learnt on last poya day
Your worst enemy is yourself
It is yourself is what attaches you to all the things & creates sorrow at the loss of it all. Lust, which gives you eventual sorrow, is not in the new Ferrari, in the most valuable diamond ring, in that dream job in Microsoft or in your lover. It's in you!!!
If you control yourself at plunging for all that, there is the cure for sorrow, & therefore Nibbana!
It is yourself is what attaches you to all the things & creates sorrow at the loss of it all. Lust, which gives you eventual sorrow, is not in the new Ferrari, in the most valuable diamond ring, in that dream job in Microsoft or in your lover. It's in you!!!
If you control yourself at plunging for all that, there is the cure for sorrow, & therefore Nibbana!
Monday, March 13, 2006
Royal Victoryyyy, Royal Victoryyyy, Royal Victoryyyy, ROYAL VICTORY!!!!!
We won!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
GO ROYAL!!!!
GO ROYAL!!!!
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Have you ever felt like a piece of Gum
Have you ever felt like a piece of Gum......
which is on somebody's hands,
unaware till that person chew you up
sucking in all you have?
dissolving all your flavor in the saliva
& disfiguring your shape..
While tearing you apart....
That person being immersed in joy
by the flavor...exhumed by you?
So… once all the flavor has gone,
And once your very existence become obsolete,
Have you been thrown down the gutter?
With nothing with you,
Exhausted, wasted, depressed
& enraged with yourself,
Since you don’t have a heart to hurt…
The person who hurt you?
And did you lay….on that cold gutter
Like a piece of gum…
Wasted & Stripped off of your best,
Far too deep from what you were..
Lonesome in thought,
Like I did
which is on somebody's hands,
unaware till that person chew you up
sucking in all you have?
dissolving all your flavor in the saliva
& disfiguring your shape..
While tearing you apart....
That person being immersed in joy
by the flavor...exhumed by you?
So… once all the flavor has gone,
And once your very existence become obsolete,
Have you been thrown down the gutter?
With nothing with you,
Exhausted, wasted, depressed
& enraged with yourself,
Since you don’t have a heart to hurt…
The person who hurt you?
And did you lay….on that cold gutter
Like a piece of gum…
Wasted & Stripped off of your best,
Far too deep from what you were..
Lonesome in thought,
Like I did
Monday, March 06, 2006
Roy-Tho - FLOREAT & ESTO PERPETUA!!
Can't wait to start..... On 9th 10th & 11th in the SSC. Tickets are running out!
Another start of a semester in the Pit
This is the 2nd semester of 2nd yr which started....
Well, to sum up what's happened in my 1st semester of second yr, 2nd yr is no fun & games & relentless work is the key...
Hope things will be cooler though
Well, to sum up what's happened in my 1st semester of second yr, 2nd yr is no fun & games & relentless work is the key...
Hope things will be cooler though
Monday, February 27, 2006
[LP], Jay-Z & Sir Paul McCartney!!
This year's Grammy performance of them singing "YesterNumbEncore" is EXTREMELY BRILLIANT!!! (They've mashed up Beatles' Yesterday with Numb/Encore). Download it here
It's amazing how Chester's & Sir Paul's voice blends together.......
& this happened after LP JZ has grabbed a Grammy too!!!! Brilliant!!
It's amazing how Chester's & Sir Paul's voice blends together.......
& this happened after LP JZ has grabbed a Grammy too!!!! Brilliant!!
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Old Ghosts
I have an old deed done by me, haunting me like a ghost.....
I knew this girl........ Somewhere down the line, had feelings for her. So i did this secret admirer thing for some time. After a stupid mistake, she found out.. So I asked her out then & there. She turned me down....
So I went through this weeping phase. After some time I, shockingly, found that my feelings for her is actually quite close to hatred!!!! Wierdly & discustingly, I happened to prefer the whole hatred mindset than the weeping one.
Now, after many months, she became a close friend of mine & I hate myself for feeling that way!!! So I deeply regret the whole scene.... & if she is reading this, I just want to say I'm Sorry!!!
Unfortunately, I can't time travel & change what's already happened.........
I knew this girl........ Somewhere down the line, had feelings for her. So i did this secret admirer thing for some time. After a stupid mistake, she found out.. So I asked her out then & there. She turned me down....
So I went through this weeping phase. After some time I, shockingly, found that my feelings for her is actually quite close to hatred!!!! Wierdly & discustingly, I happened to prefer the whole hatred mindset than the weeping one.
Now, after many months, she became a close friend of mine & I hate myself for feeling that way!!! So I deeply regret the whole scene.... & if she is reading this, I just want to say I'm Sorry!!!
Unfortunately, I can't time travel & change what's already happened.........
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Missing..................
Everthing I do is going okey......... Studies are k..... Getting well among with my friends...
I don't actually have nothing to worry about.....
But I feel there's something missing sometimes. something more HUMAN & VITAL. Probably it's lonelyness, I dunno
Makes me reconsider life......... as a whole.. the PURPOSE & the WHY factor!!!
Crazy
I don't actually have nothing to worry about.....
But I feel there's something missing sometimes. something more HUMAN & VITAL. Probably it's lonelyness, I dunno
Makes me reconsider life......... as a whole.. the PURPOSE & the WHY factor!!!
Crazy
Monday, February 13, 2006
My Valentine.................
Each year there's a reason why I don't celebrate valentines. My grandmother passed away on the same day few yrs ago. So Feb 14th is my grandma's death anniversary & consider that as a day of mourning.........
On the lighter side, now I have an perfectly valid excuse no to celebrate valentines..........
On the lighter side, now I have an perfectly valid excuse no to celebrate valentines..........
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Our own ID4 (Independance Day the 4th [of February])
We have our own ID4...
Independance ceramony was extremely cool. Esp, the tanks, ships & the jets..
What really bothers me is the fact that everyone in every channel ppl seem to talk abuse of our forefathers who brought us this... Every year, it's the same.... All throughout the day,the just go blabbering on how we don't have REAL independance & about the things that they don't have..
Well..... Be glad of the things you have because of independance..
HAPPY 4TH OF FEBRUARY!!
Independance ceramony was extremely cool. Esp, the tanks, ships & the jets..
What really bothers me is the fact that everyone in every channel ppl seem to talk abuse of our forefathers who brought us this... Every year, it's the same.... All throughout the day,the just go blabbering on how we don't have REAL independance & about the things that they don't have..
Well..... Be glad of the things you have because of independance..
HAPPY 4TH OF FEBRUARY!!
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Abt Marshall Mathers, a.k.a Eminem
To start with, I'm not a big fan.. But, I don't mind listening to some of the songs that got published recently... They are pretty good actually... BUT, I think they show this big confusion he has been having...
He somehow came to the conclusion that HE is a good human being who was convicted into doing what he's not supposed to do... rapping abt murder, abuse & drugs! Now he says, he loves his daughter (Hailie) & he wants to be a good father.
But he failed to know how bad she would feel when he wrote "Kim", the song he sang on how he would kill Hailie's Mom..
To end this, embrace some lines from "Sing for the moment":
"They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the sh**'s cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the sh**'s affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail"
He somehow came to the conclusion that HE is a good human being who was convicted into doing what he's not supposed to do... rapping abt murder, abuse & drugs! Now he says, he loves his daughter (Hailie) & he wants to be a good father.
But he failed to know how bad she would feel when he wrote "Kim", the song he sang on how he would kill Hailie's Mom..
To end this, embrace some lines from "Sing for the moment":
"They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the sh**'s cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the sh**'s affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail"
Friday, January 27, 2006
The English ALWAYS make fun of the Indians!!! This is a reply... or is it?
An Englishman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour.He was
shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten
chickens around like mad."Must be an Indian custom," he thought to
himself. Deciding hecould put off the welcome till a later date, he went
home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian
managain. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
urinate into a cup and drink it."Must be an Indian custom," he thought
to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went
on with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome
the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed
against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian
man. " I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.The
Indian man looked confused and answered."Sorry sir, I think you are
mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get pissdrunk, and listen to bullshit."
Source : EMail
shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten
chickens around like mad."Must be an Indian custom," he thought to
himself. Deciding hecould put off the welcome till a later date, he went
home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian
managain. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
urinate into a cup and drink it."Must be an Indian custom," he thought
to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went
on with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome
the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed
against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian
man. " I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.The
Indian man looked confused and answered."Sorry sir, I think you are
mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get pissdrunk, and listen to bullshit."
Source : EMail
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Gorrillaz - Feel Good Inc.
"Windmill, Windmill for the land.
turn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
it is sinking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land.
is everybody in?"
This is the chorus of "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz... I love the wording of it.. Lovely video too..
Besides, there's a secret message in the chorus retrievable if you reverse it!!! It says "Remember them all when they went in memory to paradise"... Cool!
turn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
it is sinking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land.
is everybody in?"
This is the chorus of "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz... I love the wording of it.. Lovely video too..
Besides, there's a secret message in the chorus retrievable if you reverse it!!! It says "Remember them all when they went in memory to paradise"... Cool!
Monday, January 23, 2006
Officially completed Level 1
Just finished CSA final exam... Was quite k..
except for the fact that they kept me for almost 20 minuites even if i finished the paper.. ugh!
except for the fact that they kept me for almost 20 minuites even if i finished the paper.. ugh!
Thursday, January 19, 2006
How do you not hate the players, if you hate the game!!
War... Thats what this post is about....
I can't hate war without hating the LTTE!!!!! cos they are the SOLE REASON BEHIND THE WAR!!!
& Oh yeah... This is a message to all the leaders in the world who are scared their a**es off to call LTTE terrorists..
LTTE IS NOT A REBEL WHICH STANDS FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE TAMILS!!!!
LTTE IS A F***ING TERRORIST GROUP, WHICH TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE TAMILS!!!!!
I can't hate war without hating the LTTE!!!!! cos they are the SOLE REASON BEHIND THE WAR!!!
& Oh yeah... This is a message to all the leaders in the world who are scared their a**es off to call LTTE terrorists..
LTTE IS NOT A REBEL WHICH STANDS FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE TAMILS!!!!
LTTE IS A F***ING TERRORIST GROUP, WHICH TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE TAMILS!!!!!
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Don't trod on my scars
Cos they still hurt, & some times, unbaringly...
The Vine is not dead, especially not this instance..
Give it more time to instanciate itself & grow elsewhere... I hope it will!
The Vine is not dead, especially not this instance..
Give it more time to instanciate itself & grow elsewhere... I hope it will!
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
64 = 65 ??!!
This is really scary... This Japanese clip shows that 64 =65. Check it out!
Accordingly,
64-64 =65-64
0 = 1
LONG LIVE MATHEMATICS!!
It all pays off, in the end
Almost all of today I've been bothered with this stupid piece of code that just refused to work at all costs......... (blame it on the person who wrote StringTokenizer java class $?#$?##&!!)
Soon I was so frustrated I felt bloody tired, bored & pissed off!!!! So I gave up & started running around bothering ppl trying to pick a conversation despite my bad mood....
Then it clicked to me, an entire different approach!!!! After few tries & whoops a daisy, VICTORY!!!! & all the sh*t has suddenly paid off!!!!!
That's why I love programming............. It's all worth it, in the end!!!
Soon I was so frustrated I felt bloody tired, bored & pissed off!!!! So I gave up & started running around bothering ppl trying to pick a conversation despite my bad mood....
Then it clicked to me, an entire different approach!!!! After few tries & whoops a daisy, VICTORY!!!! & all the sh*t has suddenly paid off!!!!!
That's why I love programming............. It's all worth it, in the end!!!
Aren't we supposed to have a freedom in not obeying the rules???
Seriously, think about it. Don't we have the freedom of doing whatever we want, & suffer the consequences, than follow the rules that we think as right.
Until I accidentally read this extremist book about the whole subject it actually never occured to me of the possibilities!!!!
I WANT to think that rules are for the ppls own protection... but are they??? Longtime ago, slavery was legal. It wasn't ethically correct. Killing animals by mass for human consumption also isn't...
So LAW==CORRECT throws an UnknownException =)
Comment about this!
Until I accidentally read this extremist book about the whole subject it actually never occured to me of the possibilities!!!!
I WANT to think that rules are for the ppls own protection... but are they??? Longtime ago, slavery was legal. It wasn't ethically correct. Killing animals by mass for human consumption also isn't...
So LAW==CORRECT throws an UnknownException =)
Comment about this!
Monday, January 09, 2006
An end of yet another day
I'm tired... Worked on the Mail client... It's fun though working on it. New language, new editor.. notting boring. Fun, but still tired.
Not at all regretting coming to COM. Loving it actually. Thanks Trigger!
Not at all regretting coming to COM. Loving it actually. Thanks Trigger!
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
mie nu yer resolutions (my new year resolutions)
- Be hyper & smiling everytime I can : This way I will to have more fun & give more fun to the ppl around me.
- Be more religous : I should stop taking Buddhism for granted & think about Lord Buddha more often
- Be closer to my friends & help them more often : I know I'm not doing enough right now & I hope to be closer to my COM friends, not forgetting my BIT friends.
- Keep the working level up : I'm happy with the current one. I hope it won't go down
- Get the Pitboss project going & work for it : I really want to do this!
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Goooooogle........ Nooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, I read a lot abt Google today & it scared the sh*t outta me. Read this at http://google-watch.org/!!! Damn!!
But, bottomline, if u don't care a shit about privacy &/or all ur looking for a normal day to web content (info abt tech, movies etc), Google can hardly hurt, according to my knowledge. Always delete the google cookie & NEVER install the Google toolbar.
Moral of the story: Never trust a stranger who offers you the best for nothing =)
But, bottomline, if u don't care a shit about privacy &/or all ur looking for a normal day to web content (info abt tech, movies etc), Google can hardly hurt, according to my knowledge. Always delete the google cookie & NEVER install the Google toolbar.
Moral of the story: Never trust a stranger who offers you the best for nothing =)
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