Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
[..]'s Ultimate Set of guidelines for creating new Sri Lankan Girls Names
In contrast to western names, sinhalese names traditionally has a meaning behind them..... Generally after 1980s a trend came up to have 3 or 4 letter names (not english letters, Sinhalese letters), which spawned my name, actually....
Now it seems that the trend has gone a liiiiiiittle out of hand, even though the above trend is actually still at large, which is a good thing.
I shall provide you a set of simple guidelines in a making new girl's name
Now it seems that the trend has gone a liiiiiiittle out of hand, even though the above trend is actually still at large, which is a good thing.
I shall provide you a set of simple guidelines in a making new girl's name
- Pick 2 or 3 random Sinhalese letters. If you want a particular letter as the first letter, then you only have to pick 1 or 2
- Line those letters so that your first letter is in first place & add 'shee' or 'shaa' at the end of the phrase
- With few tries, you have successfully invented a new girl's name
Friday, June 23, 2006
Creativity scale < 0
I happen to figure our that the creativity scale is going sub zero.......... Really need to do something about it.........
Problem is....... almost everytime that I get something creative.... I'm in a bus
I heard blogger got mobile blogging. Hmm..... interesting...
Problem is....... almost everytime that I get something creative.... I'm in a bus
I heard blogger got mobile blogging. Hmm..... interesting...
Friday, June 16, 2006
Something I heard on the radio
There was a student in Harvard Uni who died while he was still studying at Harvard. So the parents, in memory of their son, wanted to make a building for Harvard by the name of their lost son.
So they approached the head of the Uni & told about their intentions. The head of Harvard, seeing that the parents are not that wealthy turned them down, saying they have enough & more buildings at Harvard.
So the parents, made the building elsewhere & initiated a new university by their son's name.
The dead student's name was Stanford
So they approached the head of the Uni & told about their intentions. The head of Harvard, seeing that the parents are not that wealthy turned them down, saying they have enough & more buildings at Harvard.
So the parents, made the building elsewhere & initiated a new university by their son's name.
The dead student's name was Stanford
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Darwin Award winners for 2005
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards
are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for 2005:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber
James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered
down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted
a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably,
he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed
to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a
nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
ride. He then delivered the passengers the mental hospital,
telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and
prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill
on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for
all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a
gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head
at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole
event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately,
and the woman was able to give them a detailed description
of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended
the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to
the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the
purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m.,
flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him
down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.
The man, frustrated, walked away.
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor
home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than
he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a
very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled
sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into
the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the
best laugh he'd ever had.
are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for 2005:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber
James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered
down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted
a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably,
he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed
to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a
nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
ride. He then delivered the passengers the mental hospital,
telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and
prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill
on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for
all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a
gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head
at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole
event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately,
and the woman was able to give them a detailed description
of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended
the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to
the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the
purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m.,
flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him
down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.
The man, frustrated, walked away.
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor
home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than
he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a
very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled
sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into
the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the
best laugh he'd ever had.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Nightmare Of You - I Want To Be Buried In Your Backyard
The streets are all violent
with murderous excitement
The hunter and the prey are dancing everyday
That waltzing jibberish
where intake becomes outlandish
I'm in a bad way every passing day
"So where do we go from here" I'll say
you're a shining star, you'd do great in L.A.
and I keep fixing every habit that I break
Oh Megan, is this thing of ours still on?
for I haven't slept a wink since you have been gone
Now I want to be buried in your backyard
and when the flowers grow
just know you're still in my heart
You're still in my heart
More Jokes
An eight-year-old boy walks into the local grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, trying to be friendly, and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, not laundry. I'm going to wash my dog," said the boy.
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," the grocer said. "It's very powerful detergent and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it could even kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. The grocer continued to try to convince the boy, but it was no use. The young boy's mind was made up.
About a week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer approached the boy and asked him how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said sadly.
"I'm so sorry son. I tried to warn you that the detergent could kill your dog," the grocer said.
"Well," the boy replied. "It wasn't the detergent that killed him."
The grocer was a bit relieved. "Oh? What was it then?" he asked.
"Mom said it was probably the spin cycle."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert
near a gas station that was closed for the
night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed
it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack
of response and the older alien said, "I'd
calm down if I were you,"
The younger alien ignored the warning and
repeated his greeting. Again, there was no
response. Annoyed by what he perceived
to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore
us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying,
"You don't want to do that! I don't think you
should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and
opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien
off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling
mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally
regained consciousness, he refocused his
three eyes and straightened his bent antenna
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien
who was standing over him shaking his big
green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the
young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know
he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's
one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap
around himself and then stick it in his ear,
you REALLY don't want to mess with him!!!
"Oh, not laundry. I'm going to wash my dog," said the boy.
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," the grocer said. "It's very powerful detergent and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it could even kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. The grocer continued to try to convince the boy, but it was no use. The young boy's mind was made up.
About a week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer approached the boy and asked him how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said sadly.
"I'm so sorry son. I tried to warn you that the detergent could kill your dog," the grocer said.
"Well," the boy replied. "It wasn't the detergent that killed him."
The grocer was a bit relieved. "Oh? What was it then?" he asked.
"Mom said it was probably the spin cycle."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert
near a gas station that was closed for the
night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed
it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack
of response and the older alien said, "I'd
calm down if I were you,"
The younger alien ignored the warning and
repeated his greeting. Again, there was no
response. Annoyed by what he perceived
to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore
us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying,
"You don't want to do that! I don't think you
should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and
opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien
off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling
mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally
regained consciousness, he refocused his
three eyes and straightened his bent antenna
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien
who was standing over him shaking his big
green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the
young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know
he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's
one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap
around himself and then stick it in his ear,
you REALLY don't want to mess with him!!!
Joke!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge
quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you
are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-
story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well
Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's
that time of the month.'"
quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you
are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-
story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well
Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's
that time of the month.'"
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Monday, May 29, 2006
http://bash.org/?291262
http://bash.org/?151227
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
http://bash.org/?369
The Ultimate FUN songlist v0.1
Condition: For a song to be an ultimate fun song, it should be able to erase any bad feelings of your mind at any bad time!!! Sound like fiction?? Check these out!
(Songs in random order, numbering not based on rating)
(Songs in random order, numbering not based on rating)
- Blur - Song 2
- Baha men - Hola!
- Baha men - Best days of our lives
- Green day - Minority
- Unknown artist - Asha (Thabla mix)
- Smash Mouth - All star
- Unknown artist - Hampster Song
- Micheal Buble - Save the last dance
- Ricky Martin - Cup of Life
- Black Eyed Peas - Lets get it started
To be continued.............. & to be hacked
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Norvegian maths
A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is?? easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain?? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Norwegian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and sas, "How on earth do you get that
to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now.? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right, last question.? Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."
The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One hundred!"
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you
got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
dat make one hundred... So, when I start?"
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is?? easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain?? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Norwegian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and sas, "How on earth do you get that
to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now.? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right, last question.? Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."
The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One hundred!"
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you
got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
dat make one hundred... So, when I start?"
" DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,..........
.........
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
http://bash.org/?414593
"DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
LOL
LOL
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