Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:

I challenge you NOT to think dirty.None of the answers are obscene in any way.

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the sameas intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six incheslong, has a head on it, and that women love so much thatthey often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in" u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", andif you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on thebottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some menthan on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man givesit to his wife after they're married?

Answers below...

ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)