Ladies... no offense.. but this is bloody funny!!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man
replies,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The man continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he
hands the bottle to the woman. The woman nods her head in agreement, opens
it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man. The
man
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the woman.

The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The man replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men are clever.... Don't mess with them

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