An Englishman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour.He was
shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten
chickens around like mad."Must be an Indian custom," he thought to
himself. Deciding hecould put off the welcome till a later date, he went
home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian
managain. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
urinate into a cup and drink it."Must be an Indian custom," he thought
to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went
on with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome
the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed
against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian
man. " I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.The
Indian man looked confused and answered."Sorry sir, I think you are
mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get pissdrunk, and listen to bullshit."
Source : EMail
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